Bruno I stepped back for a bit, for obvious reasons, but thank you for bringing some sanity to the forum.
FTR I didn't come here asking for help - I knew the grill was bricked up by a faulty coding update, and that the only meaningful help I was going to get was going to come from Weber via a controller replacement. I vented a bit - with good reason, because Weber has under-resourced a known fault, leaving customers like me hanging. What's more, as of today my brand new grill will be inoperable until at least November 18th, which will make it 6 full weeks of having a brand new inoperable grill. Quite frankly, the situation sucks. When dealing with Weber, the people have been nice when I finally get to them, but as a company they delayed the situation until their SAP transition meant they couldn't do anything. It's what made a bad situation worse.
So you're right - some people get good ones, some people get bad ones. I clearly got a bad one, and got it in a transitional bad time - but I still believe that I'll get a good smoker once fixed. Responses of 'accept your responsibility' and 'go get a gas grill' kinda miss the point. If you bought a brand new car and it didn't restart in your driveway for 6 weeks, you'd be livid with good reason. 'But you turned your car on' is not an appropriate response.